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May 9, 2026
Travel-Friendly & Fuss-Free
By Katie McPherson

17 On-The-Go Summer Beauty Products & Essentials A Beauty Editor Swears By

Get in, we’re looking sun-kissed while protecting our skin.

that mom

Jen Hamilton Isn’t Trying To Be Everyone’s Friend

The internet’s favorite L&D nurse (and mom of two) embraces a simple ethos: say what you believe, and let people decide if they want to stay.

Ask a MWLTF

What If The Spark Doesn’t Come Back?

My kids are getting older. What happens to my sex life when they finally fly the nest?

New Wardrobe Incoming

24 Fashion Finds To Gift Your Favorite Moms This Year

These picks strike the perfect balance between comfort and style... because she deserves both.

PHEW

“I Want To Eat My Friend’s Taco” & 44 Other Mom Confessions

Listen, this week’s confessions are wild.

Escapism At Its Finest

17 Beach Reads We Can't Wait To Get Our Hands On

Your TBR pile is about to get a serious glow-up this summer.

The Wheel Of Feels

Scary Mommy Originals

Mara Martin Believes Millennial Moms Are *It*

Celeste Yvonne Just Wants To Talk About It

Cameron Oaks Rogers Is Living For The Moment

Payal Desai Takes On The Patriarchy, One Funny Video At A Time

Shawn Johnson East Really, Truly Is That Fun Mom

Meet Soliana Sapp, Your Pink-Robe-Insta-Fave & New Mom Bestie

Haley Pepper Knows You Need A Giggle, Too

Kristen Knutson Loves A Boomer Mom Joke Like The Rest Of Us

Kim Quindlen’s Got The Goofy Mom Part Down

Anna Connelly Tells It Like It Is

Kayla Sullivan Is Live On The Scene Of Motherhood & Reporting For Duty

Whitney Cicero Is Here For The Laughs

Yuri Lamasbella Just Goes With The Flow

Meredith Masony Gets It, Because She’s Been There Too

Avery Woods Is Just Happy To Be Here: “That’s My Vibe”

All Hail Geri Halliwell-Horner!

What Mommy Wants

✨Add to Cart✨
By Julie Sprankles

25 Random Amazon Finds Scary Mommy Editors Swear By This Month

These editor-tested Amazon finds are practical, delightful, and very worth every bit of their hype.

Thank You Teachers!

All The Teacher Appreciation Week Freebies & Discounts We Could Find For 2026

Savings: secured.

Do U Want To Be My BFF? Y Or N?

We’re Socializing Less Than We Used To, But Is Being “Busy” Really The Reason?

Maybe it’s time we stop blaming a lack of time and look at what’s actually getting in the way of connection.

Lifestyle

On The Go With Scary Mommy

How do you navigate traveling as a family when vacations are no longer your own, hell, they’re not really vacations anymore? We’re here to help.

The Anger... It *Burns*

27 Weirdly Specific Things That Instantly Ruin A Mood

Great, now I’m full of rage.

What We're Reading

From Spicy To Soul-Crushing, Here Are The Books Scary Mommy Editors Loved In April

Seriously can’t stop thinking about these.

Trending

Saddle Up
By Julie Sprankles

Will There Be A Hope Valley:1874 Season 2? Hallmark+ Just Answered

The When Calls the Heart prequel officially has a future.

Goodbye, Money

This Mom’s Teen Has An Expensive “Hobby” — & Now Wants To Add Another

Check On Your Faves

Here’s Your Running List Of Every Show That’s Been Renewed & Canceled In 2026

love all of these

Parents Are Sharing Tiny Ways To "Sprinkle Love" On Their Kids & It's The Best

Chat: Off

Roblox Launches New Age-Based Accounts & Expanded Parental Controls

mom boss

Whitney Leavitt Is Doing It All, Authentically & Unapologetically Herself

you can find me in the blanket fort

Do You Spend More Time With Your Kids Than Your Parents Did With You?

When I Was Your Age...

If Your Kids Lead Easy Lives, Do You Need To “Manufacture Hardship”?

it just keeps getting worse

Trump Says We Need To Focus Money On War, Not Daycare

the magic number is...

Is 9 The Best Age Ever? This Mom Describes It Beautifully

HELP US

The DUTCH Test Is Trending, But Doctors Have Thoughts

the first domino

Jury Finds Meta’s Platforms Addictive & Harmful To Kids In Landmark Lawsuit

No, Thank You

This Mom’s Husband Wants Her To Find A “Better Paying Job” Than Being A Barista

thank you, internet

A Redditor Asked For People's Favorite “Underground” Websites & The Results Are So Helpful

Beach, Please

Don’t Be Weird: Let Your Kids Interact With Kids They Don’t Know In Public

The Crossover Of Our Dreams

Criminal Minds: Evolution Returns Soon, & It’s Bringing One Of Our Heated Rivalry Boyfriends Along

CONFESS

How do I process the guilt of an affair???

Confessional #7162

My husband’s company wants us to move out of state. I just want him to move.

Confessional #8923

Perimenopause is making me feel insane.

Confessional #1123

Ex married the affair partner immediately and I can’t wait to watch it blow up

Confessional #9442

Younger me would be so damn impressed by the mother and professional bad ass I am!

Confessional #4720

More Confessions

“I Masturbated While Thinking Of My Best Friend & Had The Best Orgasm” & 27 Other Mom Confessions

“I Want To Eat My Friend’s Taco” & 44 Other Mom Confessions

“Threesomes Saved Our Marriage” & 34 Other Mom Confessions

“Married For The 4th Time & My Close Friends Don’t Know,” Plus 41 Other Mom Confessions

“I’m A College Professor With A Crush On A Student” & 27 Other Mom Confessions

“My Spouse Came Out As Trans & Our Sex Life Has Never Been Better” & 34 Other Mom Confessions

“Should I Tell My Husband I Want To Be With A Woman?” & 28 Other Sex Confessions

“I Hate The Way My Husband Parents Our Daughters” & 33 Other Mom Confessions

“I’ve Never Had An Orgasm With My Husband Of 23 Years” & 33 Other Mom Confessions

“My Husband & I Haven’t Had Sex In 2 Months (I Don’t Miss It)” & 42 Other Mom Confessions

“Don’t Know How To Help My Impotent Husband” & 46 Other Mom Confessions

“F*cking My Manny, Never Been Happier” & 41 Other Mom Confessions

“I Talked My Husband Into A Vasectomy & Now I Regret It” & 34 Other Mom Confessions

“My Teen Has Some Solid Friends Finally” & 45 Other Happy Mom Confessions

“I Would Like To Throw My Husband’s Phone Out The Window” & 34 Other Mom Confessions

“Hoping 2026 Will Bring Back My Motivation” & 19 Other New Year Mom Confessions

Book Club

Romantasy Author Kerri Maniscalco's Love Of Fantasy Came From Her Grandmother

13 Cozy Fall Books If You Love Practical Magic & Pumpkin Spice Everything

7 Cute & Cozy Books To Read With Your Kids In The Fall

Are These The Scariest Books Of All Time? Don’t Read ‘Em Unless You Own A Nightlight

10 Must-Read Dark Academia Books If You Always Wanted To Go To Hogwarts

Your Queer Historical Romance Of The Summer Is You Should Be So Lucky

16 Novels To Slip Into Your Beach Bag This Summer

Obsessed With Fourth Wing? Add These Romantasy Novels to Your TBR Pile ASAP

7 Spicy Romantasy Books Just Like A Court of Thorns And Roses

Dreaming Of Warmer Weather? 10 Spring Books That Will Get You Excited For Sunnier Days Ahead

8 Historical Fiction Novels To Read During Women’s History Month

The Most Anticipated Books By Black Authors Coming In 2024

The Best Books of 2024 You Need To Have On Your Radar

10 Empowering Novels That Center On Badass Single Moms

8 Queer Thrillers That’ll Get Your Heart Racing In More Ways Than One

What Book You Should Read Next Based On Your Favorite Romance Trope

Celebrity Interviews

Let's Go To The Movies
By Julie Sprankles

The Sheep Detectives Is Weird, Funny & Way More Emotional Than I Expected

Talking sheep solving a murder mystery and making me cry in the process was not on my 2026 bingo card.

Exclusive

Goldie Hawn On Raising Empathetic Kids In An Anxious World

Exclusive

Juno Temple Says We’re Losing ‘The Act Of Listening,’ & Swapped Shows Kids Why That Matters

mom boss

Whitney Leavitt Is Doing It All, Authentically & Unapologetically Herself

Exclusive

Misty Copeland On Life After Ballet: “I’m Giving Myself More Grace”

That Mom

Mara Martin Believes Millennial Moms Are *It*

Exclusive Interview

Ryan Gosling Says Project Hail Mary Is The Kind Of Movie He Wants His Kids To Grow Up With

Exclusive Interview

Ryan Phillippe On The Hardest Part Of Parenting: “You Can’t Always Be With Them”

Exclusive Interview

Michelle Buteau Is Here To Normalize Doing Sh*t On Your Own Timeline

Moms to Watch

Erin Krakow Has Her Sights Set On A Hopeful New Season — Onscreen & Off

Exclusive Interview

Al Roker On Turning His Lifelong Love Of Weather Into A Kids’ Show

Exclusive Interview

Christina Milian & Daughter Violet’s European Holiday Traditions Feel Straight Out Of A Christmas Movie

Interview

Brenda Song Shares The Everyday Way Macaulay Culkin Makes Her Swoon

Moms To Watch

Mae Whitman Reflects On Her Hallmark Holiday Series, Chosen Family, & New Motherhood

Moms To Watch

Stranger Things’ Cara Buono Talks About *That* Season 5 Karen Wheeler Scene

That Mom

Shawn Johnson East Really, Truly Is That Fun Mom

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Buttered Popcorn Is ✨Self-Care✨
By Julie Sprankles

Moms, Start Taking Yourself On Solo Movie Dates

It’s the best thing I’ve done for myself lately, TBH.

Ask a MWLTF

What If The Spark Doesn’t Come Back?

My kids are getting older. What happens to my sex life when they finally fly the nest?

🧖‍♀️🧖‍♀️🧖‍♀️

21 Beauty Products Scary Mommy Editors Reached For All Through April

These picks took prime spots on our bathroom counters.

🫳🎤⬇️

What To Say When Someone Comments On Your Body, According To Therapists

Like, can we not?

doing more with less

11 Five-Ingredient Meals That’ll Save You Time & Money (Please, God)

We’ll take all the help we can get, thanks.

old reliable

What It Means If You Only Get Turned On By One Specific Thing

It’s only a problem if it bothers you.

They want how much for ground beef?!
By Katie McPherson

What’s The Average Grocery Bill For A Family Of Four In 2026?

We asked parents from around the country.

We'll Take the Win

Uber’s Free Prom Ride Deal For Teens Takes One Thing Off Your To-Do List

Here’s how it works (and everything you really want to know about the safety features).

We Parents Co-Sign

A Recent Girl Scouts USA Study Found That Girls Are “Scared” To Grow Up

Same, girl, same.

filling & flavorful

11 Meatless Dinner Ideas That Are Big On Flavor & Savings

More families are making meatless meals now that grocery prices are up.

Chat: Off

Roblox Launches New Age-Based Accounts & Expanded Parental Controls

What’s new, and how it will affect your child’s gameplay.

Anyway...

What To Say When Someone Comments On Your Parenting, According To Experts

These phrases will help you shift the focus elsewhere — because yes, our kid drinks soda, Barb.

Original Videos

A New Kind of Push Present
By Brianne Hogan

The Rise Of “Orgasmic Birth”: The Science Behind Pairing Labor Pain With Pleasure

If the idea makes you raise an eyebrow… you’re not alone. But here’s what the research actually says.

take your time

A New Mom Is Wondering How Long To Wait To Have Sex After Having Her Baby

Is six weeks *really* the right time?

Reproductive Exodus

Why A Growing Number Of Women Are Choosing Fertility Treatments & Pregnancy Abroad

Between rising maternal mortality rates, abortion restrictions, and staggering costs, some Americans are opting to leave the U.S. to have babies.

so true

Kylie Kelce Admits She Hates The Phrase: "We're Pregnant!"

"Who the f**l is we?" she asked.

these are all so valid

Parents Are Sharing The Weirdest S**t That Happened To Them After Pregnancy

Did you know your belly button could move?

Oh sweet girl

A Pregnant Woman Asked What Hobbies She Should Do During Her Maternity Leave & The Comments Were F**king Hilarious

"I need ideas of what to do when I'm home all day with them."

Saddle Up
By Julie Sprankles

Will There Be A Hope Valley:1874 Season 2? Hallmark+ Just Answered

The When Calls the Heart prequel officially has a future.

Let's Go To The Movies
By Julie Sprankles

The Sheep Detectives Is Weird, Funny & Way More Emotional Than I Expected

Talking sheep solving a murder mystery and making me cry in the process was not on my 2026 bingo card.

What Can't They Do?
By Katie McPherson

12 Meatball Recipes That Aren’t Spaghetti, Because You’re Sick Of Red Sauce

They’re more versatile than you think.

too much
By Jen McGuire

Can We Talk About The Hypocrisy School Sports Fees Please?

For some of us, it’s an overwhelming amount of money.

How Are They So Hungry
By Samantha Darby

No One Told Me That Tweens Become Toddlers Again

So clingy. So needy. So sleep-deprived.

Exclusive
By Julie Sprankles

Goldie Hawn On Raising Empathetic Kids In An Anxious World

As she releases her new middle-grade book, The After-School Kindness Crew: Pooch on the Loose, the icon talks to Scary Mommy about teaching kids emotional resilience.

bag secured
By Katie McPherson

12 Summer Bags For Day-To-Day, Beach Trips, & Patio Drinks With The Girls

Bright colors, beads, and happy little details, please.

hard truths
By Laurie Frankel

Thrifting Has Helped My Daughter Understand Life’s Thornier Topics

Sure, it’s taught her environmentalism, but it’s so much more than that.

Hang On, Buying
By Eileen Cain

This Carryon Has Preserved My Sanity Multiple Times

That is not hyperbole.

Gimme The Goods
By Katie McPherson

Everything A Beauty Editor Says You Should Buy During Amazon's Summer Beauty Event

Here’s what I’m eyeing and buying during the sale.